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Born Again Cars
Cars in Nigeria now zoom the streets with stickers associated to the class of the car. On most jeeps, you see the sticker: "The Lord has lifted me up". On S-class, E-class, Honda Accord, Prelude and other cars in that category, you see the sticker: "I am the apple of God's eyes". On cars like 504 and other Tokunbo, you'll notice that stickers: "Touch not my anointed". On cars like the good old beetle Ijapa and Panel vans (salake) you'll see the sticker: "Let the weak say I am strong".
There are other cars especially those that cannot pass MOT or any other road worthiness test. These cars are simply moving coffins (like the one from Idi-Araba to Ilasamaja) They have no brand name and no trace of manufacturers or countries of origin. They are more liable to fall apart any moment (you may need to hold the door with your hand or with a piece of string) Guess what sticker you see on these ones: "Relax God is in control".
Adebayo Olusegun: April, 13th 2004.
Hilarious
One one sunny day, a man was walking along the street close to a big restaurant. A large signboard fixed in front of the testaurant reads "EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BECAUSE YOUR GRANDSON WILL PAY FOR IT." At the sight of the inscription on the sign board the man turned and entered the restaurant.
"Give me international dish, bring vegitable salad in another plate. I want a mixture of pork and beef and do riot forget to add turkey and chiken, then give me six bottles of sans water" ordered the man. Soon the waiter came with all the requests and the man began to eat with all the pleasure 'after all my grandson will pay for it', he thought. He was still busy with it when the waiter brought a fat bill of N 72, 000.00 to the man. The man shouted "You must be jocking, can't you read what your Management wrote of the sign board outside?".
The waiter explained to him that the N 72, 000.00 bill is not for the food on his table but for the food his grand father ate 50 years ago. At this he fainted.
Adebayo Olusegun: April, 14th 2004.
Man or Animal
An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorillas skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. Hes terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or well both lose our jobs!"
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